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This is how I want you to view your dietary and lifestyle changes, EVERY SINGLE DAY!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with the basics.

How much do you weigh?" she asked.  "115," I said.

The nurse put me on the scale.  It turns out my weight was 160.

The nurse asked, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," I said.

The nurse checked and saw that I only measured 5' 5".

She then took my blood pressure and told me it was very high.

"Of course it's high!" I screamed, "When I came in here I was tall and slender!  Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac.

 

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